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Peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies optional

February 4, 2010

Did you know the most popular ice cream flavor is vanilla? It’s true!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #615

ObTriv: Special Big-Jaw Edition

February 1, 2010

Yeah, listen to this everybody… did you know that Jay Leno doesn’t spend any of his Tonight Show money? That’s right! He’s a standup comedian, and he lives totally on his standup money! For real!
-Source: Jay Leno, every time he opens his fucking mouth

Tastes like Grant Goodeve

January 13, 2010

Did you know that famed Eight is Enough actor Dick Van Patten owns a dog food company? IT’S TRUE!!!!!!!!!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #612, #608  (and many others)

Heeeyyyyyy, here’s where the title goes

December 7, 2009

Hey did you know Henry Winkler is the nicest guy in show business?
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #608 (and others)

I wonder if they met at Molly Ringwald’s barbecue?

December 3, 2009

Hey did you know the guy who played Jake in 16 candles wasn’t really an actor?*
-Jimmy Pardo, Pardcast-a-thon 2009, Janet Varney segment

*Although this claim cannot be independently verified, I was directly ordered by Mr. Pardo to post it. I take no responsibility for its veracity.

Not for use on computer monitors

December 3, 2009

Did you know that Michael Nesmith’s (of the Monkees) mother invented white-out?
(Technically, it was Liquid Paper.)
-Submitted by stubbypete

Too many double-entendres to choose from

November 23, 2009

Did ya know that Sean Penn and Madonna went to Pink’s hot dog stand on their first date?
-Matt Belknap, Never Not Funny #602